Aaron Kalitzki
Jacob Muselmann

Truisms 2: Fried Green Ultimatums

Jacob Muselmann has been a writer and journalist for a while now, and he’s seen some stuff. He writes about food and travel for money, and explores the dusty corners of his gay soul for pleasure. He has lived in Oklahoma, Kansas, New York, and Buenos Aires. Right now he’s in Berlin, and for the second installment of the truism series, he has gathered some truth to share with you. And while they aren’t ultimatums on their face, the reader faces the ultimatum whether to agree with them or not—each truth having an opposing, valid truth with its own set of consequences.